I think it might be safe to make this public now :D
When I first bought my S-Type, in March of last year, I was prone to leaving it parked outside the garage just so I could admire it
A neighbour came over and proceeded to tell me, with great conviction and authority, and in great detail, what a poor choice of car I'd made. I can't deny that I was on the point of inviting him to perform a certain degree of self-surgery when he left with a parting shot to the effect that I'd not last a week with the S-Type.
A week later, the dip-stick had gone and bought himself an S-Type