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seen a beautifull f type 5ltr job last week at jaguar day out. it clearly stated on the tax disc £1,095. yes i know amazing, yet when you do a serch on autotrader ect it says tax £500. ???? anyone

ps stephen if the young lady in one of you photos was ever looking for a reference i would only be happy to help . regards charlie

good stephen glad to her it, im the same ive changed them about twice both twice now no probs. no need for resetting . as the way it should be coz you are only changing batteries. hope you enjoy your car . jaguars are better than the rest stephen ive had 4 mercs in my time all good cars & a nice 2nd gen x5 loveily car but plagued with probs. again jaguar far better, im now a very happy chappy. hope you are to. ps like the coulor combo of yours. charlie

hi peter got your message sent you an email. hope you get it. cheers charlie

quite right peter ,charlie

peter i knew i was right haha . i liked tony blair he was a breath of fresh air after many many years of tory rule. that bxxxxx thatcher. charlie

peter. if i was a cop at the gate i would have let you in aswell, you look like a lord lol charlie

kenny i know what your taking about. mines the same after so many miles it needs tightend up. will try to find out over the next few days for you and me. will be in touch charlie

ian they should give you one for free if not you can get key fob battery from any suppermarket in the batterie bit just be sure to get one with the same no, and i should have added welcome to the club. we are a friendly bunch on her as you will find out regards charlie

ian sorry mate i thought you had set the thing. ive not set mine and know now wat your coming from. but that is what the valet code is for. so if you are like me leave the bloddy thing alone haha regards charlie :P

ps. should have added this is a good feature on the new jags it stops somebody else taking your car without your permission. once the valet code has been set. regardless ,weather you have the smart key on your person. the car will ask for the code before it starts. a very clever and good idea in my opinion. but unfortune, if you forget it, then its ither the hand book or main dealer. to reset it along with security questions, not saying that ian is stealling the car but dont know what else to do apart from that to get him back on the road. charlie

ian. the vallet code is to stop some one else driving your car even though they have a key for it on them. more or less like a pin no for your bank card. ive not set one one my xk. to set it i would imagine all you have to do is insert a 4 digit pin code in to it. if you have allready done that and cant remember your pin then im am affraid i cant help you sorry but for all i know you might be trying to nick that car .contact your nearest jaguar dealer for help regards charlie

haha good one peter. peter ive got a kilt and its a good one cost me 300quid many many years ago. got the belt & a red bent buckle with the thistle unusal. the socks, shoes, shirt even a dagger that goes down the socks originally used for killing the english haha but not used it in long time. was thinking of selling the things as hardly worn and the kilt is size 34. and im a 40 now so if you think it will fit you wee man you can have it as your already half scottish, charlie

trevor up here we dont need to cool the seats their always !Removed! cold. charlie

trevor mine was made up here. i phoned callum told him i wanted one. no probs he said will bring a couple of the boys round and they assembiled it in the back garden. that way it wasnt getting built down ther. charlie

peter i google it up, the xf ,xj,and freelander are made in india for the indian & far east markets. charlie

bryn my nite cap for over 20years was scottish water. but it made me into a raging bull. doctor was sending me to anger management classes, so i switched to russian water instead. the world is a happier place for it. and the hangovers are not half as bad. (can only drink 4bottles then i have to go to bed) charlie

hi bryn&peter. im sure i seen on the jaguar news on this site a while back that jaguar was switching production of the xj to india it stated that the xf production had allready switched before to india. charlie

peter. thought the xf and xj were made in india ????

kenny as far as im aware its a chain. but stand to be corrected charlie

trevor. my own mother was one of they traitors . she phoned me early on the friday morning after the vote to say. im glad THEY didnt get IN. mother i informed her YOUR full family voted for THEM to get IN. but its the pensions and the uncertaincy she said. its all right mother if THEY stop you pension im sure we can buy you a caravan in devon lol charlie

bryn not the west please. us toffs live in east end. charlie

only some of us trevor only some half of us wanted shot of you lot our andrew was one of the good lot, but the pensioners who voted to stay will be shafted in may when the tories win again and stop thier heating allowance.charlie

aye yer stuck wae us for lang time noo

phil the moors the moors lol bryn i think it would be a first to see a bently with a tow bar trailer attched with a westie&chocolate lab in it. that would make me laugh, ps would put axminster carpet in it for them lol charlie